joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via askjackfire)

its:

going:

down:

i’m

yelling

timber

(Source: dulect, via slowfedex)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

kazenoru:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of gun references.

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Before you draw any gun, be absolutely certain you are familiar with the parts of a gun. That sounds cliché and dumb, but if you end up wondering “Why does this thing look so shitty?” it’s probably ‘cause you don’t know how a gun works. Know how it moves and what fits in where. And please know where the hands are placed when firing!!! If you hold a gun at the wrong place, you can lose a finger! Don’t know enough about guns, let alone what type to utilize? Here (the Glock and the “Frag Nade” are mixed up):

World Guns. Thought it was kinda funny. Sweet list though. wmm Varmint never works Fishgun HAHAHAHA OPERATOR HUM! FUTURE gangsta ham heats 1911 snake? snaake!

And if you’re pro on guns, here’s an orgasmic list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_firearms

And if you wanna get a little creative:

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I’m always a fan of the minigun………

[From various sources]

i need this 

(via theactualsophiabitach)

veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

veggielezzyfemmie:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

Fuckers.

(via slowfedex)

charleekelly:

why are you all so mad that young girls are expressing themselves through writing poetry and comparing themselves to storms? god help us girls are doing the same thing critically acclaimed old white men have been doing for years

(via theactualsophiabitach)

Cecil: We're not supposed to talk about the Dog Park.
Cecil: *talks about the Dog Park in each episode*
Cecil: We're not supposed to look at the hooded figures.
Cecil: *interviews hooded figure*
Cecil: It's dangerous to go over there, people keep going missing when they go there.
Cecil: *sends intern there*
packetofcrackers:

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

it’s a metaphor

packetofcrackers:

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

it’s a metaphor

(via itsmemorized)

superfamilyonly:

blackhawk-child:

gallifrey-feels:

lokis-throbbing-cock:

iron-gurl:

WHY ARE YOU TONY WITH STEVE’S FACE

WHY ARE YOU TONY WITH STEVE’S FACE

He’s their kid.

yes.

A different kind of Superfamily.

(Source: sillymuggles, via itsmemorized)